The kind of soap that makes you dirty

I was getting a healthtricious sandwich at Subway and some new soap was on. Tele-novels (as they call them) here are HUGE, they make kiddy soaps and teen soaps and probably soaps for the elderly and handicapped too. This one soap for teenagers, Rebelde, kinda reminds me of Saved by the Bell, except instead of Screech, there's a super-fat girl and instead of Mr. Belding there's like 10 other super-hot girls. They run around in short little skirts and shake their asses... well except for the fat girl, that would be too much shake I think. Usually these soaps only go on for a year, instead of the never-ending sagas you get in the States, but this one just keeps going on & on and I see it on everywhere. Another soap on here was The Virgin Bride (I wonder how that series finished...) and another, The Stepmother, stars(ed?) Ponch from that old show CHiPs. They're all very stupid and silly and way, way over the top... like the wail of a pipe organ every 15 seconds while the actors do obscene gestures with their eyebrows.

....remind self to never think about this again.